A Riot Laugh With The EDL!

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Crivvens! Britain burns, Dave dithers and Boris bumbles through but luckily the English Defence League are on hand to help! Phew! It's not really been going too well for the EDL over the last few weeks what with the media fingering them over connections to Norwegian  killer Anders Breivik, the continuing fallouts with the Jewish division, the appalling attack on a takeaway joint by Plymouth EDL and the subsequent sacking of Hayley Wells as regional organ grinder which incurred the wrath of the action monkeys of the ‘Combined Ex-Forces' - regimental motto ‘Don't panic! Don't panic!' And to top it off, after various factions have been sticking their nebs in where they simply weren't wanted round ‘riot torn' Britain they ended the week with a pisspoor demo in Wellington.  

Poor Do!

Considering that there has been a bit of a hoo-ha recently on Albion's fair streets, plod thought it wise to ban the EDL's Wellington march but could not refuse a static demo. Locals were grateful as the EDL bought a bunch of outsiders into town, the Telford/ Luton match was rescheduled and shops had to fork out to some dodgy company to get boarded up. In case you don't know, a static demo is when the EDL arrive in a town where they are not wanted  armed with carrier bags of Stella to stand in a carpark with no toilets for an hour or two. After shouting a bit and getting out of hand, which the stewards always fail to deal with, plod then escorts them back to their coaches and they are told to go away. This is how ‘Islamic extremism' has been successfully defeated by the EDL. Not really. At Wellington a diminished EDL stood cluelessly about getting more and more irate then, after chucking bottles at plod, some clever fellow attempted to get in the dog van! Why? As Rochdale  proved plod dogs love the taste of EDLers - apparently they're like kebabs! As usual, the EDL couldn't help themselves and after a wee bit of argy bargy there were 5 nickings, the silly Billies! As usual the stewards lost control and one female steward ‘scratched the life out of' another member. As usual, it  also kicked off a bit on the train station when plod dished up Section 60s which mean ‘bugger off now, we've had enough!' and there may also have been arrests at Birmingham train station when the Stella and Charlie relationship (the EDL's royal couple) fully blossomed. Jeff ‘Stabber' Marsh is currently seething and posting frenzied rebuttals to the scant press reports of the day on his website. Help Ma Boab!

It's been a bit of week for ‘Cocaine' Kev Carol, de facto EDL leader now that Tommy has to be in bed by 7. ‘Sir' Tommy Robinson is currently under bail restrictions so cannot attend demos - though this did not stop him from appearing on Newsnight for some reason - and Cocaine Kev is now calling the shots. He turned up at the London trial of 3 brave EDL warriors who had been arrested for attacking ‘Muslamics' at Speakers Corner. So much for defending free speech then lads? 1 EDL had also grabbed a policeman's genitals! Really! There are better ways of asking for dates you know! At Wellington the cocaine cowboy praised the father of one of the 3 guys who had been killed last week for being a ‘good Muslim' and held a minute's silence. Apparently South Yorkshire also tried to organise a flash demo yesterday in solidarity as but they didn't get up in time. Shame.

A Bunch of Posses!

The EDL have also been making a perfect nuisance of themselves following last week's interruptions to the weekly shop. In Eltham a bunch of ‘middle aged men' - who surely should know better - ended up chanting EDL slogans and fighting with plod. Locals claimed that these characters were outsiders and were not welcome especially after they attacked a bus with some black lads on it and members of the EDL Facebook pages were calling for some ‘nig bashing.' How 70s! The EDL have claimed that these chaps weren't members but seeing as how there is no formal membership scheme anyone who says they are EDL is therefore EDL no matter how many times Kev and Tommy deny it. David Cameron condemned the EDL this week by calling them ‘sick' and the EDL have finally got round to issuing a statement on it. It makes for dull reading. In Enfield, an EDL vigilante posse turned up to be roundly condemned by plod for drinking too much and getting in the way of things. Manchester EDL made a half-arsed attempt to do something but then didn't. The EDL also claimed to have swept the streets of Cambridge clear of Brigands and then indulged in their favourite pastime of intimidating takeaway joints (like in Plymouth and Leicester).

Following the attack on the Plymouth takeaway 2 weeks back, Hayley Wells was removed as regional organiser for her part in the incident. The EDL leadership of course denied they had anything to do with it but seeing at it was caused by the Plymouth EDL after a Plymouth EDL meet and greet then it was Plymouth EDL wot done it! Hayley got a bit of a Facebook bollocking of Ma Wells for drinking and fighting instead of looking after her children. Hayley's fiancé is Michael Rafferty, ‘commander' of the Combined ex-Forces group (they love their little titles don't they?) and he waltzed off in a tizz after Tommy slagged them all  off and they are no longer friends. Hayley ran the EDL Extra on Facebook and she is currently having a pram war with Hel Gower (Tommy's PA & known fascist) and the toys are flying about! The Combined exForces also features our old mate Billy ‘Bunter' Baker of the English Nationalists Association -hello Chubs, how's the diet? - and they are threatening to march on Downing Street on September 3rd. I may be wrong but the only ‘forces' Bunter Baker has experienced is when he forces another pasty into his toothless maw. The 3rd is also the date of the Tower Hamlets do which Tommy has promised is going to be a ‘bloodbath.' Yes, but for who?

The EDL have been invited to a Peterborough mosque to discuss issues but we will not be holding our breath. The EDL will not publicly debate with muslims for 3 reasons: that many of the EDL's arguments are flawed and do not stand up to scrutiny; that the leadership have no one left who is articulate enough to debate in public; and they are unable to distinguish between moderate Muslims and the tiny percentage of Islamic extremists in the UK - as demonstrated by them singing ‘Mohammed /Allah is a pedo' and assuming ‘moderate Muslims' will not mind. So all in all a pretty terrible couple of weeks for the EDL: Norway, the Jewish division problems, numerous fallouts, being slagged in Parliament by Mr Dave and ever diminishing demos. Shame. See you on the 3rd!

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A reply from a British soldier

I can't tell you how much support there is for the EDL within the British army. Most of my mates are sick of seeing these muslim extremists burning poppies and insulting us at home coming parades. Contrary to popular opinion most people in Afghanistan support what we are doing and totally hate the Taliban. In Afghanistan we are helping to rebuild that country and construct new schools and hospitals etc while the Taliban are bombing schools and shooting teachers. The Taliban are far from freedom fighters as represented on left wing websites like this one. If you want to know the truth speak to an Afghan.

A reply from a Greek Anarchist

I can't tell you how much support there is for the EDL within the British army.

Good, thanks for letting us know that members of British army support fascism. It is not weird though, all the security forces promote fascism and their structure are fascistic.

Most of my mates are sick of seeing these muslim extremists burning poppies and insulting us at home coming parades.

Most of my mates are sick of seeing you and your gang going to different countries, doing massacres and say that you do liberation war. You have made so many wars and every time you say the same thing it is war for liberation. Does the name of Scobi telling you something? My grandma and my grandpa got murdered from British army but you know I dont have anything against British people, I am against British imperialism. You poor guy, you think you are a hero but you are nothing more than a pawn in the hands of each ruler.

Contrary to popular opinion most people in Afghanistan support what we are doing and totally hate the Taliban.

Hahahahaha. You made me laugh so hard. You are a soldier man you would not get different information. They have to keep your moral high otherwise how you are going to kill your next target. Be careful because the time when they are going to call you and tell you hey you have to kill these people who live at the ghetto and they are lazy and they do not work and they are bad for our society it might come soon.

In Afghanistan we are helping to rebuild that country and construct new schools and hospitals etc while the Taliban are bombing schools and shooting teachers.

Hahahaha. It is getting even funnier. Yeah yeah all the British companies which are doing business there and the petrol is not a reason you are doing this war. You are just doing it for what you mentioned. Ohhh how sensitive is this dictator called David Cameron. About Iraq?? You said you are going there because of nuclear weapons but you found nothing, which court is going to put Blair in jail?? By the way who told you that they want your help? Come on tell me that all Afghans were sending letters to this good British state to help them. Please English heroes bombard us!

The Taliban are far from freedom fighters as represented on left wing websites like this one

Who is saying that taliban are freedom fighters? They are just islamofascists but look this place is where they grow up where they have their homes their friends their families. You are just a conqueror.

If you want to know the truth speak to an Afghan.

As I write in the title I am Greek and because Greece is the nearest EU country to those people I have the chance to talk with a lot every day. They just hate you. Do you know how many Afghans have left from their country after the war started? Why do you think they left if they love you as you said. In every war there is people who go with the enemy in order to take some advantages. Read history and you will find an example in every war.

Do you know where the word nation came from? Do you know what is represent? My dear the word nation exist after the French revolution where the bourgeoisie took the authority from the kings. Me I was working as a waiter and now I am unemployed. I have more in common with an unemployed or a waiter from England, France,Afghanistan etc etc than I have with the Greek bankers. The world is not divided in nations but in oppressors and oppressed. You are just brainwashed but this is not the sad part, the sad part is that you reject your human nature, you stopped to fight for freedom - human being means free being- and you become a zombie just for a couple of pounds. You preference to take orders all the time and to kill people rather to stay unemployed and keep your decent. Come on, you got to go now it is time to say Yes Sir.

Unjust war, Illegal Violence.

The British Soldier ought to be made to read the anti-fascist covenants brought into being by the anti-fascist fighters of the second world war, such as Nuremburg Trials, Geneva Conventions of war, the United Nations Charter, (aggressive war is to be made just a long distant memory for the comming generations), the international war crimes tribunal (Bertrand Russell style, which gives the war crimes committed by the U.S. Imprialist war held in Indo-China), and the World Court of the Hague (the Israeli apartheid wall is an illegal Israeli land grab, and must be taken down)as well as the CITES--the United Nations treaties on the protection of endangered species, and their GENERAL ASSEMBLY resolutions forbidding torture for any reasons at any time, etc.

The liberation side set the goals of liberation at ending aggressive war as any nations foreign policy (1 read below), with collective agree as the way forward to settle disputes between nations. They fought to live.

The Nazis-Fascist side fought to die the living world with unjust power and illegal wars. Nation against nation, class against class, gender against gender, species against species, religion against religio wisdom, empire against empire, all to the pollution of the air, land, water, which is destruction of the web-of-life against plants, animals and peoples.

The U.S. Judge Jackson who chaired the Nuremburg Trials wrote into international law that the planning and doing of aggressive war is the supreme crime on the planet earth, as it actuates all other crimes high, low, big and small. He further says that it is the supreme international crime whether Germany does it or the U.S.A. does it.

Also this uninformed soldier of the British Imperialist Forces of illegal invasion, and occupation of a paid up member country of the United Nations, has not read the RAWA--Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan.

They say at first they had high hopes, that the American invasion and occupation would lead to the high sounding phrases, such as freedom and democracy, but soon were disallusioned when they saw the American Imperialists arming the Northern Alliance, who the women describe as Rapists, and Warlords, which they consider their enemies.

Then their hopes were commpletely dashed to the ground when they seen the Americans put in place a puppet government composed of warlords and druglords. They now consider that the Illegal Foreign occupation should immediately leave their country as it is hard enough to fight two local enemies but now the Foreign occupation makes it more dangerous, and quite impossible to live anything but a miserable life.

Some of the Afghani women have began burning themselves to death to get rid of their misery and abused lives, such that the occupation has caused ruination and tyranny from missles, bombs, and droning that kills thousands and wounds tens of thousands of their civilians, and thusly creates worst sort war crimes on the planet.

When the first Canadian Division entered the Netherlands (1944-45) and fought for liberation from the Nazis -axis powers, they could hardly hold back the cheering millions, and had to order them to say home until they had quit firing, and completely liberating the country from the Nazis aggressive tyranny.

The people were cheering then, and still are cheering to this very day.

The complete opposite is happening in Afghanistan, and the biggest cheers will only be heard when the Unjust warriors, and illegal occupyers of NATO, Britain, Canada, and the U.S. leave their country forever. Liberation can only happen there when the workers are sent to do reparations, and join in the due process of re-construction of Aghanistan.

Destruction of the environment for pollution Oil monies is no substitute for genuine freedom and democracy, but only a continuation of the empires reconquest of territories for resources such as Oil monopolies and Military-Mafia Heroin monopolies. NO PASSARAN!!
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(1) scap the war machine and its manfuacturies to completely free the peoples worldwide---Canada's First Canadian Division says that.

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Crivvens! I wis jist saying like!

The reality of it.

"The Taliban are far from freedom fighters as represented on left wing websites like this one. If you want to know the truth speak to an Afghan."

An Afghan policeman maybe, the same ones that are shooting British soldiers whenever they get the chance!

As you are so obviously an EDL member doing your rotten best to place the British army into peril just to feed your demented sense of warped patriotism, let me tell you that the vast majority of Afghans that you think are supporting the military occupation of their country, are actually feigning support for no other reason than to gather intelligence on troop numbers, movements, material and organisational structure 'in theatre'. This is the very same intelligence they are using to place explosives onto roads that the British army are using to move themselves about.

I don't expect you to understand this as stupidity is your stocking trade, but I do expect you to understand that keeping this occupation alive directly leads to the deaths of members of the British armed forces, many of whom would like to return home as the mission is already lost. They are unable to do so because of your actions and the comments you are trudging around the internet for no other reason than to fraudulently misrepresent the views of the British people.

This simple fact makes you a current security threat to the national security of the United Kingdom and its armed forces.

If you are a member of SIS...shame on you!